[Grand Agent]

It'sa-uh-uh-UHH!  Yknahmean?

Big up!  All my live niggaz

Keepin thangs in check, yknahms..



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I got what? "Two Bitches" Sayin no names

I got what? "Two Bitches" They be stakin they claim

I got what? "Two Bitches" But I ain't ashamed

I got what? "Two Bitches" I fuck 'em the same



[Grand Agent]

It's a uh, yo, yo-yo.

When I be fuckin wit my Caucasoid bitch, word up

she pull the handcuffs out then I lock the herb up

Yeah, but when I fuck my African-American babe

she want her breakfast in bed, I make the white one the maid

Now I thrust with the force of course in either case

but the black one, she always wanna be in my face

So it's easy to mistake the white one for hoe

and the professional way she execute the head blow

Now, I'm a b-boy who enjoy his freedom

but It's nothing worse than having no bitches when ya need 'em

That's why I keep a pair nearby for my provisions

My wish is their command, my command is their religion

You think it's fucked up? Then it'll stay fucked up

Stay away if you feel you too good to suck nuts

I couldn't care less what you think of me

I got two bitches and them can't wait to get a drink of me



[Chorus]



[Grand Agent]

Met the nigga bitch cruisin in the white bitch car

told her give ya pussy to me, you'll be a big star

And I try to be a man of my word so what I did

is told the white bitch to work a double shift, I need the crib

Invited forty niggas to the spot no doubt

and broadcast the VHS of me bussin it out

Niggas all on the dick for like a good two weeks

tryin to know how a broke nigga keep two freaks

I met the white bitch at this open mic café

When I was done spillin my spill, she walked my way

and said the poetry was like Spanish fly in her drink

I could tell before dawn I would be in the pink

So it was just formality we chit chat for a while

On the way to her rest, I stop off for Lifestyles

She was bent totally, so I pushed the Ac' gunnin it

She passed out, that's when I met the black one and shit



[Chorus]



[Grand Agent]

It's a uh, what.

And listen up, one paid and one dead broke

One scared of the dick, the other live for the deep throat

One dropped out and one went to college

But they both wanna be the only one, do the knowledge

No bitch can be everything to a king

The bitch who recognize that, she get promoted to queen

Otherwise, they'll keep wonderin why

to them my dick is lightnin and thunder, it rain when they cry

mad tears of joy and pain for the b-boy Christ

who fell to temptation when I brought the bliss to they life

Yeah they hate to see me go even though I came to cum

It's not about the sex or the pain that I brung

We be buildin relations in between the ep's

exchangin our philosophies, gettin further in depth

But God forbid deeper than my dick go

Just enough to keep 'em happy like a faggot in Frisco

I got.. TWO bitchezzzzzzzz



[Chorus: x4 to fade]