Ash in your beer 
A ring in your ear 
God only knows it's not classy 
Though you are ace 
They'll shout in your face 
Cover your ears as you're passing
Get rid of me 
And they're kicking my arse 
But they gotta because 
They suck

Feeling so queer 
But now that you're here 
God only knows what might happen 
Fighting the crowd 
Music's too loud 
Ready yourself to get knacked 

Get rid of me 
But they gotta because 
They suck

CHORUS:
When those faces turn around 
My my backside hits the ground 
It's lonely and it's the boring 
Singin' in the morning (x2)

But it's sooo too right!

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Take me to bed 
Sit on my head 
So my body don't feel so appauling 

Get rid of me 
And they're kicking my arse 
But they gotta because 
They suck

REPEAT CHORUS (x2)