Ejaculate on your weight machine
steroid fed muscles, oiled up, glistening
theres nothing in your life but fucking lifting weights
you stand for everything that i fucking hate

crusin' for chicks at the mall on a friday night
if you see a lone faggot, theres gonna be a fight
flexing in the mirror and it turns you on
by the time you become a cop, ill be fucking gone

letterman jackets in the parking lot
that shiny new camaro, you're so fucking hot
the cop who's looking to kick my ass
the transitions so smooth, and it happens so fast

high school is over, you're out on your own
you're another stupid asshole body builder clone
hide that erection for sylvester stalone
you may be bigger, but you still haven't grown

big man, mr. football star, fuck you asshole and fuck your car