Like a corrupt data compiler
We're gonna mess up
That ball of fire

Douse the power it requires
Video games all day
No prior

Kulcha
Was ever glare free
Those little light bursts
Bouncing off the screen

Annoying
To the nth degree
That's why the sun is gonna get one toll free

Bomb blast

In the precise vicinity
To nullify negative charge
For all infinity

Cascade effects
Chain reactions
Atomic level annihilation
To eff the sun

Eff the sun

Anti solar sentiment
Is nothing new
But my ostentatious arguments necessitate review

My chief argument is
That the sun eats poo
And all gets up in my eyes
When I play faxanadu
And through
A telescope
I calculate
The absolute destruction of all solar real estate

And wait
While the platform rises
With more destructive force than 8 starship Enterprises
But crap
The hydraulics are broken
Need to call tech support at the place I bought it from
But the guy on the line is a freakin' jerk
Man, I just need the lifting platform to work
Reboot the machine, wait the for start up chimes
Alright we're all good, now it's finally time
Eternal darkness
'Cause the sun's all charred
Put the text of this song on a V:TES card
Eff the sun