I was fighting the mold in my bowl with my pee
When a thought popped into my brain
If all of us hated high school so much
Why was nothing ever changed?
So I called brian up with my plan that's red hot
A private institution in the name of punk-rock
We got some government funding & our own
Private road & 666 for our radio snow code.

I had a dream when I was in high school that I
Attended the punk rock academy
I had a dream when I was in high school that I
Attended the punk rock academy

Chris Jensen's teaching science & he's still
Running mountain.
We fired the gun from bad religion cuz he
Sold punk rock out & we'll give the dirty punx a
Dip & get rid of all their fleas.
And we'll never buy anything with a UPC.

I had a dream when I was in high school that I
Attended the punk rock academy
I had a dream when I was in high school
That there was a punk rock academy
& no one made fun of me

At the punk rock academy,
Where all the students, their diagnosed with ADD
Take me home 2 night
I dun wanna let you go till the feelings right
Take me home 2 night
I dun wanna let you go till the feelings right…

We will import a token joke & then we'll
Kick his token ass & there will never ever be
A physical education class.
Think about, you'll agree.
It's the bizzity bizzity bomb
& maybe we can get assuck to
Play the senior prom.

I had a dream when I was in high school that I
Attended the punk rock academy
I had a dream when I was in high school
That there was a punk rock academy
& no one made fun of me!