[Issa:] Hi there, this is Mr. Issa from Good Clean Fun

You might remember me from such albums as Shopping for a Crew, 

On the Streets Saving the Scene From the Forces of Evil 

and Straight Outta Hardcore

I'm here to talk to you today about SEX

[Kelly:] Issa it says S-X-E

[Issa:] Oh, right, I'm here to talk to you about straight edge

Straight edge isn't for everyone

But I want to tell you what it's important to me

There are a lot of different reasons and it changed over the years

Back when I was 16 I was really angry 

about all the peer pressure to smoke, to do drugs, and alcohol

Straight edge was there to tell me I wasn't alone in thinking it was okay not to drink

There were other people out there who wanted to live poison free

Now that I'm 25

[Kelly:]  Actually you're closer to 35

[Issa:] Hey, young till I die

Anyway, now that I'm older I'm still deeply disturbed 

by the cigarette and alcohol companies

They lie about health and other dangers

They portray women and men badly

And they specifically target children and poor people

They are definitely not getting my money