Can't Get A Girl? Kill Yourself



Everyday I go to school I always wonder why

girls don't wanna go out with a geeky chess club guy

My mom said I'm good looking, she said girls would come my way

but 21 years later this is what I have to say



They don't even know me but they judge me by my looks

(I'll) never forget how I felt when they walk past and shook

Jocks make it look so easy cause they all run the school

My 85 Maxima doesn't make me look so cool



I was feeling depressed so I went and got some help

"Doc I'm tired of spending Friday nights all by myself"

The doctor looked me over and he analyzed my head

He came to a conclusion and this is what he said



Can't Get A Girl? Kill Yourself Tonight



Thanks to Shane Kramer (paranormalman90@aol.com) for these lyrics