I'm sitting by the phone

Another Friday night all alone

You said you'd call at 10

Now I'm watchin' Letterman



Oh girl, oh girl



I keep on checking the line

My phone is working just fine

You said you liked me a lot

I guess it was just the pot



You said you liked my new band

Now I'm having sex with my hand

I'm in the mood for a hummer

Too bad you gave me this fake number



Thanks to Shane Kramer (paranormalman90@aol.com) for these lyrics