Have you ever been to American wedding? 

Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring? 

Where is the supply that gonna last three days? 

Where is the band that like Fanfare. 

Gonna keep it goin' 24 hours 


Ta-tar-ranta-ta-ta 

Super taran-ta taran-ta ran-ta ta 


Instead it's one in the mornin' 

and DJ is patchin' up the cords 

Everybody's full of cake 

Staring at the floor 

Proper couples start to wonder 

That it's time to do 

People gotta get up early 

Yep, they gotta go 

People gotta get up early 

And she'd gotta boyfriend 

And this whole fucking thing 

Is just a one huge disappointment 


Ta-tar-ran-ta 


Nothing gets these people going 

not even Gypsy Kings 

nobody talks about my Supertheory 

of Supereverythings! 

SO be you Donald Trump 

Or be an anarchist 

Make sure that your wedding 

Doesn't end up like this 


I understand the cultures 

Of a different kind 

But here word celebration 

Just doesn't come to mind