I'm a full three course tonight I'm a tummy rollercoaster allright

Drowned in sauce, egg on top, all the sides with a big fat butter dollop

I'm a full fuckin dinner to night, outta sight all right(ext)



Why don't you go right on and put me on a plate now 

Put me on a plate now

I am done and ready to eat

You can sit right down and dig into the good stuff

so good that you can never get enough

got me tickling from my head to my feet



I'm like butter on the toast just right Like the gravy on the roast so right

Book yourself a table for a weekday lunch Call the maitre' dee know you got that hunch

Peek into the kitchen you can hear what it says Bring a big napkin this is gonna be a big mess



Why don't you go right on and put me on a plate now 

Put me on a plate now

I am done and ready to eat

You can sit right down and dig into the good stuff

so good that you can never get enough

got me tickling from my head to my feet



Grab a knife and fork and spoon Got a table ready at noon 

Have a grape or Have a prune Come alone or bring a goon

Like a wham bam leg o lamb egg and chips and ham Like a ding dong sing song bangin on the gong

Like a woo hoo kung fu pepper in a curry stew Tick tock bomb clock ready for the food shock