[Isabelle:]
Hey, I’m calling you back.
Ooh, she’s been a bitch tonight!
And by bitch I mean this rain
No cabs, nowhere.
So I had to put on the wig, and the heels,
And the lashes and the eairh
And take the train to the club
And you know the MTA should stand for Mutha touchin' my Ass
So then I get to the club lookin' like a drowned harassed rat
And am greeted not by Miss Rose at the door,
But our friend, Johnny 5-0.
Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party!
So no fee for me!
I don’t even know what's the Tea!
So I hope you’re up, girl,
'Cause we are all coming over
Lock the doors, lower the blinds
Fire up the smoke machine and put on your heels
'Cause I know exactly what we need!

[Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:]
Let’s have a kiki

[Isabelle:]
I wanna have a kiki!

[Kurt:]
Lock the doors, ([Rachel:] Tight!)

[Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:]
Let’s have a kiki, ([Kurt:] mother)

[Isabelle:]
I’m gonna let you have it

[Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:]
Let's have a kiki

[Isabelle:]
I wanna have kiki, ([Kurt:] dive) ([Rachel:] turn) ([Kurt:] work)

[Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:]
Let's have a kiki

[Isabelle:]
We’re gonna serve,

[Kurt:]
and work

[Rachel:]
and turn,

[Isabelle:]
and hon-hon-honey.

[Kurt:]
A kiki is a party for calming all your nerves,
We’re spilling tea and dishing just deserts one may deserve.

[Isabelle:]
And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave,
So shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui.

[Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:]
Let’s have a kiki

[Isabelle:]
I wanna have a kiki!

[Kurt:]
Lock the doors, ([Rachel:] Tight!)

[Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:] Let’s have a kiki, ([Kurt:] mother)

[Isabelle:]
I’m gonna let you have it

[Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:]
Let's have a kiki

[Isabelle:]
I wanna have kiki, ([Kurt:] dive) ([Rachel:] turn) ([Kurt:] work)

[Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:]
Let's have a kiki

[Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:]
Let's have a kiki

[Isabelle:]
We’re gonna serve,

[Kurt:]
and work

[Rachel:]
and turn,

[Isabelle:]
and hon-hon-honey.

[Rachel:]
It's turkey lurkey time
Tom turkey ran away but he just came home
It's turkey lurkey time
He's really home to stay, never one to roam
Let us make a wish
And may all our wishes come true

[Rachel, Kurt and Isabelle:]
Turkey lurkey, loosey goosey ([Kurt:] Oooo)
Some for uncle Joe, some for cousin Lucy
Everybody gather 'round the table
Dig in, dinner's being served
Eat all the turkey you are able
Can't you see a partridge in a pear tree?
Climb up and bring it down for me
That's something I would like to see

[Isabelle:]
This kiki is marvelous!

[Rachel and Kurt:]
Kiki, soso
oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!

[Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:]
Let’s have a kiki

[Isabelle:]
I wanna have a kiki!

[Kurt:]
Lock the doors, ([Rachel:] Tight!)

[Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:]
Let’s have a kiki, ([Kurt:] mother)

[Isabelle:]
I’m gonna let you have it

[Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:]
Let's have a kiki

[Isabelle:]
I wanna have kiki, ([Kurt:] dive) ([Rachel:] turn) ([Kurt:] work)

[Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:]
Let's have a kiki

[Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:]
Let's have a kiki

[Isabelle:]
We’re gonna serve,

[Kurt:]
and work

[Rachel:]
and turn,

[Isabelle:]
and hon-hon-honey.

[Rachel, Kurt and Isabelle:]
Let's have a kiki

[Isabelle:]
I wanna have a kiki!

[Kurt:]
Lock the doors ([Rachel:] tight!)

[Rachel, Kurt and Isabelle:]
Let's have a kiki, ([Rachel:] hunty) ([Kurt:] dropper)

[Isabelle:]
I'm gonna let you have it

[Rachel, Kurt and Isabelle:]
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki, boots, ten, queen
Let's have a kiki

[Isabelle:]
We’re gonna serve,

[Kurt:]
and work

[Rachel:]
and turn,

[Rachel, Kurt and Isabelle:]
Lets have a kiki!