ive travelled around this world of our seen many a different hat

in Spain they wear the sombrero in America the baseball cap

but the biggest laugh that i did get was when i went to rome , there was a man out on a balcony with a half ball on his dome







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oh pope john paul wears half a ball , to hide his baldy heed

they say that he'll still have it on , when hes lyin deed

i wonder if he'd wear it if he knew when it was ho

that the ball was kicked by michael mols into the celtic goal







oh the soldiers they wear helmets , to protect their head

and your granny to keep warm wears a nightcap tae her bed

in scotland theres the pipers , their busbys looking braw

but you've got to laugh at pope john paul cos' he wears half a ball





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oh pope john paul wears half a ball , to hide his baldy heed

they say that he'll still have it on , when hes lyin deed

i wonder if he'd wear it if he knew when it was ho

that the ball was kicked by michael mols into the celtic goal







oh the pope he came to glasgow and kneeled down to kiss the ground

a little boy ran up to him and the crowd were struck dumbfound

the little boy then raised his foot and kicked the half a ball

he said im soory mister pope man i was tryin to score a goal







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oh pope john paul wears half a ball , to hide his baldy heed

they say that he'll still have it on , when hes lyin deed

i wonder if he'd wear it if he knew when it was ho

that the ball was kicked by michael mols into the celtic goal









i remember in the papers it read king billy was gay

but i wish those lying reporters would report on the present day

they try to make us proddys out to be a laughing stock

when the tims they worship a man in a half maw beads and a long white frock



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oh pope john paul wears half a ball , to hide his baldy heed

they say that he'll still have it on , when hes lyin deed

i wonder if he'd wear it if he knew when it was ho

that the ball was kicked by michael mols into the celtic goal







i remember in the papers it read king billy was gay

but i wish those lying reporters would report on the present day

they try to make us proddys out to be a laughing stock

when the tims they worship a man in a half maw beads and a long white frock







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oh pope john paul wears half a ball , to hide his baldy heed

they say that he'll still have it on , when hes lyin deed

i wonder if he'd wear it if he knew when it was ho

that the ball was kicked by michael mols into the celtic goal x3