I'm kidding you no there's this young bull and this old bull and
 they're standing on top of a hill

 And I tried to tell you before
 That that's why I left California

 So they're standing on top of this hill, right, and they're
 looking out over a pasture full of cows, whole fucking pasture,
 and the young bull turns to the old bull and he goes I got this
 really good idea and the old bull is like, yeah?

 And I tried to tell you before
 That that's why I left California

 Yeah, he's like yeah, yeah I got this really good idea, let's
 run down that hill and fuck one of those cows, and the old bull
 just looks at him you know he's just looking at him he's like
 look I got a better idea young bull is like oh yeah what's your
 fucking brilliant idea and the old bull goes

 And I tried to tell you before
 That that's why I left California

 And the old bull goes let's walk down that hill and fuck all of
 those cows dig? you know like he ain't been in town long or
 something, I don't know

 And I tried to tell you before
 That that's why I left Calif