Well I've been trying to make a living

working eight hours a day

But despite the overtime

what I take home is

a disgrace

Still old con-lab-lib still

Keeps coming round

Looking for support



I've got a car that doesn't go

A baby that won't stop crying

And a wife that works so hard

She can't afford a lie-in

Still old con-lab-lib keeps coming round

Look for support



Who the hell does he think he is

Telling us the way that we should live

While he's out dining A La Carte

We're back to war like

Back to war like rationing parts



He says he doesn't really care if we are

for against him

Cause he knows in the long run

We are bound to elect him

Still old con-lab-lib keeps coming round

looking for support



I've never seen anybody that could lie with

Such ease I call it second nature He calls it his policies And as for his movements As your expect He's extremely moderate right where he is left Who the hell does he think he is Telling us the way that we should live While he's out dining A La Carte We're back to war like Back to war like rationing parts Well I've been trying to make a living working eight hours a day But despite the overtime what I take home is a disgrace Still old con-lab-lib still Keeps coming round Looking for support