Poor little universe
Has stubbed its thing,
What fell out was
A human being.
I knew a little universe
that didn't mean a thing
'till he stubbed himself
another being.
Welcome to the center of the universe,
You could do way worse.
Poor little tiny,
Little bit of universe
has caught a cough.
Little dabs of the human race
Poor little dab.
Right here at the center of you.
Man I never needed to go
to Epcot center,
Happy as a clam living in
The Epi-center.
Never owned a house or a car,
I'm just a renter
Met my love at the
Prevention center.
You. Welcome to the center of you.