Elvira.
Elvira.
Mistress of the Dark.

Raven hair and red lips
Subtle wicked smile
The way you lay across that velvet 
I really love your style

Elvira.
Elvira.
Mistress of the Dark.

Your legs go on forever
Electrifying thrill
What I wouldn't give for one night
To climb those haunted hills

You're givin' me the chills.
Your black dress is drivin' me wild.

Elvira.
Elvira.
Mistress of the Dark.

Elvi...  Elvira.

[Elvira laughs spookily]

[Instrumental interlude]

Elvira.
Mistress of the Dark.

You'll always be my mistress
The queen of Halloween
Haunting every midnight
On my tv screen

And if I die tomorrow
Or a zombie eats my brain
I'd raise myself up from the dead
Just to sing your name

You're givin' me the chills.
Your black dress is drivin' me wild.

Elvira.
Elvira.
Mistress of the Dark.

Elvira.
Elvira.
You're the Mistress of the Dark.
You're the Mistress of the Dark.

Elvi...  Elvira.

[Elvira:]
Unpleasant dreams!