Fags, fags in The Living Room
Fags, fags in The Living Room 

Wendy and Robin, they book the queer bands
The book the shitty ones, they won't book us
They got Rash and Herpes, the Probers too
They all suck and so do you 

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Fags, fags in The Living Room
Fags, fags in The Living Room
Fags, fags here comes one too 

Wendy and Robin, they book the Probers
They book Rash up and Herpes too
They book the queer bands, they won't book us
They say we make a mess of The Zoo 

Wendy, Robin got fags in The Living Room
Fags, fags in The Living Room
Fags, fags in The Living Room
Fags, fags in The Living Room 

They got an album out, it sucks
They really suck 'cause they don't want us
They say we make a mess in their room
They book all the fuckin' faggots too 

Fags, fags in The Living Room
Fags, fags in The Living Room