Don't go out much
Ain't got much to say
Just stay inside my hole
And masturbate all day 

Anti-social masturbator 

Drink, smoke, shootin' drugs
Is all the passion I need
Don't need some cunt to fuck me up
My girl's on page nineteen 

Anti-social masturbator 

When I'm walkin' down the street
I keep it all locked up inside
And when it's time you'll pay 

Anti-social masturbator 

Don't need your fuckin' games
I don't need your social ways
Don't talk to me or even look
You're just the shit that I just took 

Anti-social masturbator
Anti-social masturbator 

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