Jesus Christ would never play rock and roll his tone was too low

Abraham Lincoln smoked crack cocain on the down low

yeah, I'm an impediment bonafide degenerate 


Mother Mary spread her legs for me and I made her plea

Buddhist monks would go suddenly wild and swallow my seed

yeah, I'm an impediment bonafide degenerate


Don't you try to turn the ordinary people into saints

cause everybody loves and everybody fears and everybody hates

and all the extraordinary people they never touch the ground

they're waiting on the ordinary people to count the hours down


Brother Gandhi turned a trick or two in his day

Mother Theresa liked to touch little girls in a special way

yeah, I'm an impediment bonafide degenerate


Martin Luther King traded slaves down the river wild

Jesus Christ would never play rock and roll on the radio dial

yeah, I'm an impediment bonafide degenerate


Don't you try to turn the ordinary people into saints

cause everybody loves and everybody fears and everybody hates

and all the extraordinary people they never touch the ground

they're waiting on the ordinary people to count the hours down

yeah, I'm an impediment bonafide degenerate


Don't you try to turn the ordinary people into saints

cause everybody loves and everybody fears and everybody hates

and all the extraordinary people they never touch the ground

they're waiting on the ordinary people to count the hours down