Well I don't know why I came here tonight

I got the feeling that something ain't right

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair

And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.



Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you

And I'm wondering what it is I should do

It's so hard to keep the smile from my face

Losing control, yeah I'm all over the place

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.



Well you started out with nothing

And you're proud that you're a self-made man

And your friends they all come crawlin'

Slap you on the back and say 'Please, please.'



Trying to make some sense of it all

But I can see that it makes no sense at all

Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor

Well I don't think I can take anymore

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.



Well you started out with nothing

And you're proud that you're a self-made man

And your friends they all come crawlin'

Slap you on the back and say 'Please, please.'



Yeah I don't know why I came here tonight

I got the feeling that something ain't right

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair

And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.



(Yes I'm) stuck in the middle with you

Stuck in the middle with you

(Here I am) stuck in the middle with you.