If you got a Cadillac boy
And a 40 room shack boy
A bucket full of money
And a tree full of honey
But if your getting no hugging
No smooching or a mugging
If you ain't lovin' then you ain't livin'

If you're riding on a gravy train
Instead of walking down lover's lane
You can't make hay, boy
'Cause your going the wrong way, boy
You gotta get a little honey
It's better than money
If you ain't lovin' then you ain't livin'

If they call you a big man
'Cause you got a lot of bottom land
If you're kind to the President
And you help from the Government
But if you're getting no attention
You're better off on a pension
If you ain't lovin' then you ain't livin'

If you got a string of long cards
And you're smoking them four-bit cigars
You ain't so well to do
Unless you get a little coochy-coo
It takes a little bit of smacking
Or your life's lacking
If you ain't lovin' then you ain't livin'