Plastic, plastic, take the modern way
Simulation, for my instant day
Why should I care, if you say that it's no good
It's for me, can't you see?
Convenience, everything is clean and easy

I can't read, but then I watch T.V.
Stimulation, they can do it for me
How can you say, what is right and what is wrong
It's for you, for me, too
Convenience, everything is clean and easy

Just believe me, it runs like a big machine
It's just for me, can't you see?
Convenience, everything is clean and easy