Hot sun beating down
Burning my feet just walking around
Hot sun making me sweat
'Gators getting close, hasn't got me yet.

I can't dance, I can't talk
Only thing about me is the way I walk
I can't dance, I can't sing
I'm just standing here selling everything.

Blue jeans sitting on the beach,
Her dog's talking to me, but she's out of reach.
She's got a body under that shirt,
But all she wants to do is rub my face in the dirt.

Cos, I can't dance, I can't talk
Only thing about me is the way I walk
I can't dance, I can't sing
I'm just standing here selling.

Oh and checking everything is in place,
You never know who's looking on

Young punk spilling beer on my shoes,
Fat guy's talking to me trying to steal my blues
Thick smoke, see her smiling through
I never thought so much could happen
Just shooting pool.

But I can't dance, I can't talk
The only thing about me is the way that I walk
I can't dance, I can't sing
I'm just standing here selling.

Oh, and checking everything is in place
You never know who's looking on
A perfect body with a perfect face, uh-huh.

No, I can't dance, I can't talk
The only thing about me is the way I walk
No, I can't dance, I can't sing
I'm just standing here selling everything.

But I can walk
No I can't dance
No no no I can't dance
No I said I can't sing
But I can walk.