He's dressed up like a cowboy

Right out of Hollywood

And he's got his sights on you

'Cross the room

His line are well rehersed and 

If he gets lucky soon

He'll have you believein' 

That he can milk the moon.



'Cause, he's all hat and no cattle

He'll break you heart just for fun

And ride of into the settin' sun

He'll try to make you think

He's ridin' high in the saddle

He's all hat and no cattle.



--- Instrumental ---



Under that ten gallon

There's nothin' really there

Those boot have never been 

Far from town

He's never rode a tractor

Or been behind a plow

He shoots a lot of bull, 

But he's never milked a cow.



And, he's all hat and no cattle

He'll break you heart just for fun

And ride of into the settin' sun

He'll try to make you think

He's ridin' high in the saddle

He's all hat and no cattle.



He's all hat and no cattle...