When I'm walking down the street just following my stinky feet around
All the people that I meet don't hesitate to greet me with a frown

Is it just the way I look or is it some bad drugs they took
That makes them look at me that way well I don't know what can I say
I know it's none of my concern but judging by the way they burn
Things seem a whole lot worse for them than me

It's true the rock inside my shoe is getting good at chewing up my toe
Luckily the answer to this fix is one that I already know

Remove the shoe and shake it
Till the rock comes loose then
Take a bow next
Put the shoe back on
And cut out

Faces come along like pebbles washing down a rippling stream
Scowling and mumbling like they can't get out of some unpleasant dream

Is it just the way I look or is it some bad drugs they took
That makes them look at me that way well I don't know what can I say
I know it's none of my concern but judging by the way they burn
Things seem a whole lot worse for them than me

Remove the shoe and shake it
Till the rock comes loose then
Take a bow next
Put the shoe back on
And cut out

When I'm walking down the street just following my stinky feet around
All the people that I meet don't hesitate to greet me with a frown

It's true the rock inside my shoe is getting good at chewing up my toe
Luckily the answer to this fix is one that I already know