Guibert

  I am the world's greatest lover

  The greatest lover in the world

  I know the game much better than the rest

  If you give me a chance

  You'll go down with the best

  Through history they'll sing of your name

  The world's greatest lover

  Will bring you fame



Blanche

  You'll find I require a villa by the sea

  With lavender skies

  Making love near a tree

Guibert

  You'll have that villa

  You'll have that sea

  You'll have that tree

  If you love me



Blanche

  You'll find I need a bejewelled bed

  With jasmine and lilacs

  And silk for my head

Guibert

  You'll have that jasmine

  You'll have those lilacs

  You'll have that bed

  If you love me



Blanche

  You'll find I demand a phallus of flame

  Eternally rising

  That never goes lame

Guibert

  You'll have that phallus

  You'll have that rising

  You'll have that flame

  If you love me



Blanche

  I know the game much better than the rest

  If I'd give you a chance

  You'd go down with the best

  Through history they'll sing of your name

  The world's greatest lover

  Will bring you fame



Guibert

  I am the world's greatest lover

  The greatest lover in the world

Both

  I know the game much better than the rest

  If you give me a chance

  You'll go down with the rest

  Through history they'll sing of your name

  The world's greatest lover

  Will bring you fame