(Mickey Jupp) 



Switchboard Susan won't give me a line 

I need a doctor get me 999 

The first time I picked up my telephone 

I fell in love with your ringing tone 



I'm a long distance romancer 

And I keep on trying until I get an answer 

Give me! give me! one more chance 

You're a great, little operator 



Switchboard Susan let me off the hook 

I've been this way since you just gave me a look 

Switchboard Susan girl you're all the rage 

Come on woman now let's get engaged 



I'm a long distance romancer 

And I keep on trying until I get an answer 

Give me! give me! one more chance 

You're a great, little operator 



Now when I look at you girl I get an extension 

And I don't mean on Alexander Graham Bell's invention 

Switchboard Susan can we be friends 

After six and at weekends 



I'm a long distance romancer 

And I keep on trying until I get an answer 

Give me! give me! one more chance 

You're a great, little operator