Well they say he knows whose been naughty or nice

And if I have my way baby after tonight

We'll be one couple he can scratch off his list

Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip



Such a long sleigh ride from the North Pole

And he's already got so many places to go

We've got each other, don't need another gift

Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip



Well Santa's face would turn red if he could only see

What we'll be unwrapping underneath our Christmas tree

Well this year all I'm asking for is one little wish

Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip



When St. Nick comes home early tonight

Mrs. Clause will surely be surprised

They'll get to snuggle, cuddle up just like this

Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip



Naked naughty, and save Santa the trip

Nasty naughty, and save Santa the trip

Bad bad bad bad bad naughty, and save Santa the trip

Bad bad bad naughty, and Santa the trip



Spoken:

Gonna save him the whole trip

Get some of those elves over here

(sang) and save Santa the trip