Another Friday night in trousers tight, no money sense or plan The demon drink will see you right, scuttered to a man Not for you the affluence that lies beyond the velvet rope The chateau in the gutter's your only hope You had your pints and pissed your kacks They pulled you by the ear, you couldn't stand your ID off by years

 

Drinking- ready, willing and able Sinking- See you under the table

 

Here's something for you all Don't fear your beer, just get involved If you're proud to be inebriate It's coming straight into your face Like a wrecking ball

 

Now the night is young, you're highly strung, you're drinking wine and schnapps The yuppie life is the only life, you think it's such a laugh Your nouveau riche and eating quiche, you're cashing in and cooking books But too much coke is ruining your looks You rake it in and live in sin You're playing futures in your prime You're pissing up on borrowed time

 

You want the finest cakes, the finest wines, You want here and now Just like the bull loosed from the gate Who wants to have sex with those cows You'll take the bastard axe to anybody in your way No matter what the bar tab is you'll gladly pay Throw yourself into the road escaping this hideousness Hanging ever since you had your fiftieth