I chatted up a blue eye,
One dizzy Friday night,
There was a cherry drop who didn’t wanna stop.

I met a dandelion,
I met a lemon cloud,
I saw a pornographic phonograph spin ‘round.

But there ain’t no one,
Who turns me like you do,
And there ain’t no one,
Who does it like, does it like you (do),
And when we’re goin’,
I like the way you move,
There ain’t no one,
Ain’t no one.

Talked to a digital trick,
Who’s nicknamed ‘Appleseed,’
Who gets down at the Abbey on both knees to please.

I met a razor mouth,
A little vampire,
A little battery who never gets tired.

But there ain’t no one,
Who turns me like you do,
And there ain’t no one,
Who does it like, does it like you (do),
And when we’re goin’,
I like the way you move,
There ain’t no one,
Ain’t no one.

There ain’t no one who compares,
There ain’t no one keeps me high,
There ain’t no one makes me stare,
Like I can’t believe my eyes.
There ain’t no one makes me weak,
Hardly speak, find a drink so I can think,
There ain’t no one,
Ain’t no one.

But there ain’t no one,
Who turns me like you do,
And there ain’t no one,
Who does it like, does it like you (do),
And when we’re goin’,
I like the way you move,
There ain’t no one,
Ain’t no one.