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We are free and clearly sober 

With so many toys to build

The machines are kind of tricky

Probably someone will be killed

But we gladly work for nothing





Which is good because we don't intend to pay





The elves are back to work today

Hooray!

We have just a couple hours

To make several billion gifts

And the labor isn't easy





Then you'll all work triple shifts

You can make the job go quicker

If you turn up the controls to super speed





It's back to work on Xmas eve

Hooray.





And though your cold and tired and ugly

Your pride will mask the pain





Let my happy smile warm your hearts





Theres a toy lodged in my brain

We are getting awfully tired

And we can't work any faster

And we're very very sorry





Why you selfish little bastards!

Do you want the kids to think

That santas just a crummy empty handed jerk!

Then shut your yaps and back to work!

Now it's very nearly Xmas

And we done the best we could





These toy soldiers are poorly painted





And their made from inferior wood





I should give you all a beating

But i really have to fly





If I weren't stuck here frozen

I'd harpoon you in the eye





Now it's back into our tenements

To drown ourselves in rye





You did the best you could i guess

And some of these gorillas are OK





HOORAY! (we're adequate!)

The elves have rescued Xmas day

Hooray!