Futurama
Futurama - Leela: Orphan of the Stars lyrics
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From Who is this one eyed female baby Moses? With courage in her female babies smile? A savior from the stars Or something stranger still Or just a lonely filthy starving child Leela! Leela, Leela save him Save Fry! Save Fry! Godzilla, Will devour him as for me I must be off To have my doctor check this cough Goodbye To win Leela's heart with the holophoner's art I need hands of transcendental quickness Well I don't see any danger In gambling with a stranger For my head is of a most amazing thickness I'm stupid! I'm stupid! I'm stupider than you I'm stupider than you in every way Stupider? Bah! This opera is as lousy as it is brilliant Your lyrics lack subtelty You can't just have your characters announce how they feel That makes me feel angry! Look, what do you want? I want my hands back! Ahahahahahahaha! Never! A Deals a deal, even with a dirty dealer Very well, then I'll take what I want from Leela! Leela has promised me her hand Fry, you do not understand! I should have revealed I've been deafened by Bender the shame, the shame But I feared you'd stop writing this musical splendor Deceptions', the curse of my whimsical gender He gave me mechanical ears Effective yet just a bit garish In return without shedding a tear I agreed that I'd give him my hand... In marriage What? You'll give me your hand in marriage Is this really happening or just being staged? It can't be real, Not if Leela is engaged That isn't what I meant, that isn't what I signed You should have checked the wording in the fine, Print I'll give you my hand In marriage The use of words expressing something other than their literal intentions, now that, is, irony! I will marry her now and confide her to Hell How droll, how droll! Where Styx is a river and not just a band Though they'll play our reception if all goes as planned Unless Fry you surrender my hands!! Destiny has cheated me, by forcing me to decide upon the woman that I idolize Or the hands of an automotan Without these hands I can't complete The opera that was captivating her but if I keep them, and she marries him then he probably won't want me dating her I can't believe the Devil is so unforgiving I can't believe everybody is just ad-libbing! By the power invested in me by the state of New New York No!! Stop! Take my hands, you evil! Metal! Dork!! Ahahahahahaha!!