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Grunka lunka dunkity doo

We've got a friendly warning for you

Grunka lunka dunkity daces

The secrets of Slurm's on a need to know basis



Asking questions in school is a great way to learn

If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke

We once found a dead guy face down in the Slurm

It could easily happen again to you folks



So keep your head down and keep your mouth shut

Grunka lunka lunka dunkity dot!



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Grunka lunka dunkity-gredient

You should not ask about the secret ingredient!

Grunka lunka dunkity darn guards...