You wanna pick up chicks 

I'll give you the secret 

You want mad phone numbers 

And make them beg you to keep it 

You'll be heart breakin' 

Better yet heart bustin' 

Just follow me and Justin 

And soon they'll be lustin' for you 



Now to impress these chicks 

You gotta be smoother than ever 

No need to sweat 

I'm your mentor 

I'm clever 

The ones at the bar 

And the ones at the pool 

The triplets 

Sammy, Tammy, Cammy 

From my old high school 



But it's cool 

'cause I rule 

Multiple chicks 

You'll be landin' 

Just listen to Brandon 

And soon they'll be 

Standing with you 

You can call them all 

Smitten names like 

Honey and Baby 

And Bunny and Kitten 

You listening 

'cause you now 

Are a player 

Just stack up the layers 

On you're heart and then 

Savor this slavor of freedom 

Gotta date 'em and leave 'em 

Goodbye catch ya later 

See ya maybe next season 

So you ready now Eddie 

You're a chick seeking missile 

So follow my plan and make all 

The girls whistle