[Verse 1]

I wake up, turn on my TV,

Never thought my shampoo could kill me.

I walk outside, look up to the sky,

So many chem-trails are passing by.



[Chorus]

I don't wanna live in the real world,

I don't wanna live in the real world.

Government mind control, MK Ultra,

Blah, blah, blah, blah, Miley Cyrus.

I don't wanna live in the real world,

I don't wanna live in the real world,

Blah, blah, blah, blah, Miley Cyrus.



[Verse 2]

Friday cruising on the freeway,

Glen beck says Jesus can save me.

Well shit, that'd be pretty nice cause this feels like hell,

Hey, Matt, I hear Guantanamo has pretty comfy cells

I wish I could get taken by an alien race,

But I don't think that I could get through TSA.

I just wanna watch porno,

Without the NSA flagging me.



[Chorus]

I don't wanna live in the real world,

I don't wanna live in the real world.

Fluoride water, foreign drone strikes,

Blah, blah, blah, blah, f**k Monsanto.

I don't wanna live in the real world,

I don't wanna live in the real world,

Blah, blah, blah, blah, Miley Cyrus.



I don't wanna live in the real world,

I don't wanna live in the real world.

Mainstream media, praise and worship,

Blah, blah, blah, blah, Fox news channel



I don't wanna live in the real world,

I don't wanna live in the real world,

I don't wanna live in the real world,

I don't wanna live in the real world.



I don't wanna live in the real world,

I don't wanna live in the real world,

Government mind control, MK Ultra,

Blah, blah, blah, blah, Miley Cyrus.



I don't wanna live in the real world,

I don't wanna live in the real world,

I don't wanna live in the real world,

I don't wanna live in the real world,

(Blah, blah, blah, blah, Miley Cyrus.)