Schools out Christmas break 

Back to Boston, the Red Sox in four straight



First the Yankees then St. Louis 

The curse, reversed, the Bambino really blew it



Derek Jeter's lost his mind 

Trippin' on a broom stick, better luck next time



Have a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas 

All you New York Yankees fans can kiss this 

The tree the gifts the mistletoe kiss 

Swing, a miss, Steinbrenner's really pissed 

Have a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas  



Joe Torre, he's a weirdo 

Gave me a picture of himself in a Speedo  



Hey A-Rod, you gotta feel the sting 

You could have come to Boston to wear a World Series ring  



We all know you're chokin' on your lunch, 

Try a knuckle sandwich and the Varitek punch



Its gonna be a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas 

All you New York Yankees fans can kiss this 

The tree the gifts the mistletoe kiss 

Swing, a miss, Steinbrenner's really pissed 

Have a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas 



2004 the best Christmas yet 

A World Series ring 

I was sick of hearing 1918  



Its gonna be a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas 

All you New York Yankees fans can kiss this 

The tree the gifts the mistletoe kiss 

Swing, a miss, Steinbrenner's really pissed 

Have a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas