Well who would know

the parties just begining

a party shirt with pants a bit too tight

puts on a show

cos he knows he'll be winning

the answers clear and it's staring at him black and white



It's closing time

but he's just begining

arms open wide with a mouth that won't relent

he's feeling fine

his head and body spinning

his hand twitching on he's in his element



He's your best mate

can't stand up straight

so let's celebrate

the world's fuckedest cunt

he's out of breath

he's nearing death

he's had his best

the world's fuckedest cunt



Well he's still there

after the parties over

with half the night splattered down his front

can't breathe in air

he's trying to act sober

he start's to fight but it's just an accident



He's your best mate

can't stand up straight

so let's celebrate

the world's fuckedest cunt

he's out of breath

he's nearing death

he's had his best

the world's fuckedest cunt



fuckedest cunt

fuckedest cu-ah-ah-ah-un-t



WORLD'S FUCKEDEST CUNT

WORLD'S

FUCKEDEST

CUNT

WORLD'S

FUCKEDEST CUNT



He's your best mate

can't stand up straight

so let's celebrate

the world's fuckedest cunt

he's out of breath

he's nearing death

he's had his best

the world's fuckedest cunt



Silly mood

bad attitude

likes to get nude

he's lost his shirt

he's without a clue

he's just like you

the world's fuckedest cunt