He's not very fast but he's a racing machine

Often comes in last and he's not very clean

Very rarely wins but sometimes gets a place

Not exactly healthy but at least he's in the race

Coming up the inside or bringing up the rear

Always hope it rains 'cause then he's in the clear

We never fix races but I could be wrong

So always put your money on Frenzal Rhomb



Gambling is a curse but it can be fun

Especially when it's Frenzal racing at a hundred to one



Don't break your legs



Go Frenzal Rhomb