The band has stopped the night is young...

This bar is closed but there'll be more to come...

She whispered softly. "I don't wanna be alone...

Can me and all my friends come back for cones?



I called ahead I felt so cheap

Just to make sure my grandma's sound asleep

I shoulda noticed that her look was kinda smug

She only wants me coz I got the drugs



My mouth was dry my knees were weak

She held my hand as we walked down the street

I didn't give a shit she got my first name wrong

She only wants me for my Bucket Bong

She only wants me for my Bucket Bong



And when we're at home I'm feeling scared

Coz there's no bucket, sink or (vessel?) anywhere

And if she wants a bucket I'll have the last one

And she'll hafta have it with me in the bath

She'll hafta have it with me in the bath

She only wants me coz I got the drugs....