where in the hell did the hip hop go?
 where in the hell did the hip hop go?
 where in the hell did the hip hop go?
 yo Aceyalone do ya know  do ya know?
 well here we go hot cake dough?
 jellybeans banjo candy store
 polka dot backpack microphone
 shamalama ding dong doggie bone
 chippeechippa chop bust a flip flop
 skateboard tennis shoes ice cream shop
 telephone poles bakin' hot rolls
 a '91 pinto sittin' on Vogues
 bubble gum tick tock hound dog fleas
 cock-a-doodle doo-doo and some hog head cheese
 leap out the room grab the old broom
 eat a watermelon and walk on the moon
 cherry coke canteloupe little old maid
 a big black berry inside the kool-aid
 a bass guitar a old fruit jar
 a green canteen and a chocolate bar
 cannonball baby doll football fan
 i flipped a mad dog and a Japanese man
 a double bunk bed a 40 to the head
 now get up and watch me rap to cornbread hey
 hey i hear ya
 yo aceyalone i hear ya
 well have ya ever kilt a great white shark? well i have
 i was on a boat i built and sailed around the world don't laugh
 yeah i was a crook an' met captain hook an' got tookin' a captive
 wrote a book in 31,000 chapters yeah yeah that's it
 i seen the ghost of augie creek
 i went to fantasy island gilligan's island and pirates peak
 and then to nappa valley rappers alley and stayed a week
 i met the queen of all my dreams and we danced cheek to cheek
 and then we freaked
 had a fight with king kong godzilla and rodan
 johnny socko's giant robot and wrestled with conan
 i jumped on a rocket with davy crockett headed for no man's land
 and landed and seen a time bandit in the sand
 i travelled with Gulliver and I'm a hell of a patrol
 looking for the Acupulco pot of gold
 he blazed i raised little bastard got me floated
 hit the road and had to hitch w/the son of a bitch who turned into a
 toad
 you ever slept on blueberry hill well i will
 we'll have to connive and cook and clean for a meal and that's real
 planted three jolly green bean weed seeds in a field
 a tree grew all the way up to the sky and i smoked it
 Well I seen zig zag as he was zooming in a Z
 looking zorked and zany like a Zulu zombie
 he thought he was a zenith with a zebra ont he scene
 he was a buzzing in the zone like he was zapped
 bullshit
 well jingle bell jingle bell sugar on toast
 the fellowship shop is from the west coast
 hey hash and eggs crocodile legs
 i'll bring the chronic you bring the kegs
 buckwheat and stymie's down with rodney allen rippey
 while Tommy and Annica were beating up Pippy
 karate chops snap crackle pops
 you do the hip thing and i'll do the hop
 cough up a lougie shake break and boogie
 cause i got a home girl that's giving out nougies
 mr george bush was on my floor
 cracked out butt naked watchin' the cosby show
 hey little rascals eddie haskell
 black eyed peas with a lot of tabasco
 chico stix big fat chicks
 old reruns of the jefferson hits
 eenie meenie miny mo larry and shemp
 slide me some skin on the black side pimp
 training bras holey drawers
 Vonte and D double E is breakin' all the laws
 double dutch afros parakeet crap
 honey i kilt (killed) the kids w/my rap
 then my dj Kiilu he came and said
 yo i'll scratch the break you rap the cornbread hey
 see i'm a big old black man a big old black man
 a big old black wacky tacky black man
 born w/my mama arrived alone
 and i'm alive and survive in a one room home
 never take a hand-me-down never dig a bone
 i give and i live and i handle my own
 used to a peewee now i'm full grown
 not a shufflin' jigaboo i'm hard like stone
 i drink out the jug i eat out the pot
 i learn and i earn and i love what i got
 my mama ain't a housewife daddy ain't a cop
 i was taught to be a fair man shoot your shot
 snake in the grass livin' in the past
 seein' nobody got my hindside i'm a think fast
 i'm the chugalug thug from nicolett and (?arquette?) street
 a watermelon sellin' bailin' no good cheat
 not a lie two-facin' a liquor jar tastin'
 i'm a ebony woman chasin' got no time for wastin'
 so bring in the news singin' the blues
 i don't shovel no shit and don't shine no shoes
 i'm a big old black man never had a friend
 sittin' on the roof top listenin' to the wind
 my life is on the end my grin is pretend
 i'm a die in my rockin' chair sippin' on gin hey
 see im a bad boy i'm Aceyalone i'm Aceyaloony
 i'm Aceyalone a nigger from the boonies
 i'm Aceyalone (....?????what the hell is he saying???????......)
 same ol' same ol' thing baby bubba
 what you say what you thought was really going on you don't know
 right right but you got caught by
 Aceyalone ranger Aceyalone stranger
 willing to gimme a pound cause i'm just abound (?about?) to lose you
 so bamboozle out instead
 just remember that brother who spits the cornbread