We're a proper band
Check out our guitar sounds

Big amps! - mike! - rock! - t'night!

We got a practise space
Everything's in its proper place
We need no sound checks
We got the guitar dead (?)

Big amps! - mike! - rock! - t'night!

Our guitars are always in tune
Our soundman gave me the script (?)
We have a bus for all of our gigs

Big amps! - mike! - rock! - t'night!

We're a proper band
We sign tickets just for our fans
We've got a lighting crew
We're kitten and we're better than you

Big amps! - mike! - rock!