I'm ready, ready as anybody can be 
I'm ready, ready as anybody can be 
Now I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me 

I got an axe handle pistol built on a graveyard frame 
Shootin' tombstone bullets, wearin' ball and chain 
I'm drinkin' TNT, smokin' dynamite, I hope some screwball 
start a fight 

I'm ready, ready as anybody can be 
Now I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me 

All you pretty little chicks with your pretty little 
hair, 
But stop what your doin' an' look over here, 
I'll prove to ya, baby, that I ain't no square 

I'm ready, ready as anybody can be 
Now I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me 

I been drinkin' gin like never before 
I feel so good, babe, I want you to know 
One more drink, and I wish you would 
I takes a whole lotta lovin' to make me feel good, 'cause 

I'm ready, ready as anybody can be 
Now I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me