[Vs. 1] It’s gonna make your clothes bend and break

Start a diet now, but let the good times roll

In case you gain more weight (let the good times roll)

I want this diet to make things right

But it's the fats that makes the meals come to life

“What does he really weigh?”

If that's the best you've got better try again



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One fry and one more shake

Thanks for the calories 

Even though they weren't so great

Pizza, Pie and donuts!

One fry, yeah, and one more shake

Thanks for the calories

Thank for the calories

Pizza, pie and Donuts

Oh yummmm!



[Vs. 2] I'm looking forward at the menu

But my eyesight is going bad

And these glasses I were

are always cloudy except for (except for)

When you look at the salads (at the salads)

One more soda,

One more soda, OH!



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[Vs. 3] They say I only eat in the form of

munching on potato chips in hotel rooms

Collecting soda bottles

Get cleaners out of their minds

They kick me out of those hotels

But I'm just an hour drive away from

Getting into the McDonald’s

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