I'd be happy to humiliate myself

I'd be happy to bend over just to be somebody

Be somebody

Be somebody

I'd do anything for ten seconds of fame

I'd be happy to bend over just to be somebody

Be somebody

Be somebody



Fly me to some tropical island today

Where I can tempt your brains away



Lock me in a bunker for a year or two

The tabloids love it and so do you



That's entertainment!

That's entertainment!



I'd be happy to humiliate myself

I'd be happy to bend over just to be somebody

Be somebody

Be somebody

I'd do anything for ten seconds of fame

I'd be happy to bend over just to be somebody

Be somebody

Be somebody



Young, old, singles, husbands and wives

I give meaning to your worthless lives



And when it's all over and I leave your TV

Half the country will need therapy



That's entertainment!

That's entertainment!