Hey, I like the colour of your skin

Hey, I like the teeth you're wearin'

You look so good in those mellow lips

And those remade hips

Hey, I see you've got a brand new nose

And the silicone that you expose

Goes so well with your extended hair

And the eyebrows you wear 



Are you for real ? Are you for real ?

How do you feel ? Are you for real ? 



Hey, I like the words your mouth can say

And the attitude you got today

Gee, the way you've learned to move

You're much improved 



Hey, I see you got new fingernails

Great looks, never fails

You're almost sincere when you start to squeal

Miss sex appeal 



Are you for real ? Are you for real ?

How do you feel ? Are you for real ? 



What's the smell ? There's something dead in here

Something rotten that won't disappear

I'm so sorry, I don't mean to be unkind

But it's your MIND 



Are you for real ? Are you for real ?

How do you feel ? Are you for real ?