Hey Frankenstein, what's on your mind?
Hey Dracula, I heard you... suck
Now Vincent Price was Dr. Phibes
Come steal my brain Fritz
And take it to Dr. Frankenstein
Well you can knock on Ed Wood
But it won't do you no good
'Cause all of my heroes are dead
Hooray for Horrorwood

Hooray for Horrorwood

Hey Norman Bates, how are your rates?
Hey Leatherface
Remove my... face
Hey tall man, just take my hand
And lead me to your red planet