Artist: Frank Zappa

Title: San Ber'dino 

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She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago 

His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato 



She's in love with a boy 

>From the rodeo 

Who pulls the rope on the chute 

When they let those suckers go 



He's a slobberin' drunk at the Palomino 

They give him thirty days in San Ber'dino 



Well there's forty-four men 

Stashed away in tank "C" 

An' there's only one shower 

But it don't apply to Bobby 



You may think they're 

Dumb an' lonely 

But you're wrong 

'Cause their love is strong 

Stacked-up hair 

An' a cheap little ring 

They don't care 

'Cause it don't mean a thing 



Looka there... 

They don't care 



Best-est way that 

They can feel-o 

Out on the highway 

Rollin' a wheel-o 

He's her Tootsie 

She's for real-o 

Trailer park heaven 

It's a real good deal-o 

Real good deal-o 

Real good deal-o 

Real good deal-o 



The rest of their lives 

In San Ber'dino 

Gonna spend the rest of their lives 

In San Ber'dino 

The rest of their lives 

In San Ber'dino 

Come on with me 

Come on with me 

Come on with me 

Down in San Ber'dino 

Just 60 miles, 60 miles 

Down the San Ber'dino freeway 

They got some dark green air 

An' you can choke all day 

That's right! 

Gonna spend the rest of their lives 

Rest of their lives 

Rest of their lives 



Say now 

Ain't talkin' 'bout Fontana 

Ain't talkin' 'bout uh uh 

Ain't talkin' 'bout uh uh 

Ain't talkin' 'bout uh uh 

Ain't talkin' 'bout the Redlands, no no 

ZULCH is the auto works 

I'm telling you 

That's where they take 

All the cars that they hurt 

Come on and let's all go down to San Ber'dino 

Ooo-ooo 

Ooo-ooo 

Ooo-ooo 

Let's-a go down down down 

Down in San Ber'dino 

Wouldja b'lieve it 

San Ber'dino 

San Ber'dino 

(Got to call it) 

San Ber'dino 

(C'mere) 

San Ber'dino 

etc., etc., etc. 

The rest of their lives 

In San Ber'dino 



Oh Bobby, I'm sorry you gotta head like a potato 

I really am