From: "Travis Kirschner" 
Subject: z/zappa_frank/my_guitar_wants_to_kill_your_mama.crd
Date: Fri, 10 Jul 1998 20:03:31 PDT

I'm a huge Zappa fan and think this is his funniest song, so enjoy!!
Title: My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama

Artist: The Mothers Of Invention

Words And Music By Frank Zappa

Time: 3.31

Album: Weasels Ripped My Flesh(Check this out)



Intro:F



F

You know your mama

And your dadda

Sayin' I'm no good for you

They call me dirty from the alley

Til I don't know what to do

  C5

I Get so tired of sneakin around just to get to your back door

  D5

I crawl past the garbage and your mama jumps out screamin

Don't come back no more(can't take it)



Chorus:

   G5

My guitar wants to kill your mama

My guitar wants to kill your mama

   C5

My guitar wants to burn your daddy

  D5

I get real mean when it makes me mad



Verse 2:



F

Later I tried to call you

Your mama told me you weren't there

She told me don't bother to call again

Unless I cut off all of my hair

  C5

I get so tired of sneakin around just to get to your back door

  D5

I crawl past the garbage and your mama jumps out screamin'



Don't come back no more



Interlude(listen for the changes. They're not that hard to hear):



F5, Bb5, E5



Verse 2

Chorus

G5 to fade