Artist: Frank Zappa

Title: Half A Dozen Provocative Squats 

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The clock upon the wall 

Has struck the midnight hour! 

She finishes her call; 

Her girlfriend's in the shower 



Practisissing, Practiss, Practicing! 



Half a dozen provocative squats! 

Out of the shower, she squeezes her spots; 

Brushes her teeth; 

Shoots a deodorant spray up her twat . . . 

(It's getting her, getting her 

Hot-Oh-woh-woh-woh-woh-woh) 

She's just twenty-four 

And she can't get off, 

A sad but typical case, yeah 

Last dude to do her 

Got in and got soft; 

She blew it, 

And laughed in his face, yeah! 

Face, yeah! 

Yeah