Eddie are you Kidding?

This song is all bar chords, except from ?Dm?


Verse 1
A	E
Eddie are you kidding?	I?ve seen you on my T.V.
A	E
Eddie are you kidding?	The people always ask me
F	E	F	E
I saw your double-dips	I thought they were the pits
F	E	        Dm	E
You flew a little back	and then you sent me home, what?


Chorus
A	G	G#m
Eddie are you kidding?	No,	No
A	G	G#m
Eddie are you kidding?	No,	No	?????..Eddie!


Verse 2
A	E
Eddie are you cheesy?	About your answered darless
A	E
Eddie are you cheesy?	I got your 60 tailors
F	E	F	E
I?m coming over shortly	because I am a portly
F                                     E           Dm         E
You promised you could fit in a fifty dollar suit, wooo!	(chorus)


Then a breakdown of the song.

Play chords

A-------------E

But in  different timing & rhythm
 A-------------E

While saying on top of the chords



My friends ask me, ?Eddie, Eddie are you kidding??
I wanna tell you something my friends; ?I am not kidding!?
?Here at Sacerey Hall, we have 60 tailors in the back room, and the west largest selection of Portly?s, Regular?s, Long?s, Extra-Long?s and Cadete?s.?
And my friends say to me, ?Eddie! Eddie what do you think of the new double-knits??
And I tell them, ?I?ll tell you something my friends, when the new double-knits first came out, I was not impressed.?
?But as you can see, these pants I?m wearing are double-knit. They stretch,(in all the right places) they?re most comfortable, our model ?Tweakey? here will demonstrate; I have this lovely little sear-sucker.?


Middle 8
G			A		      G			   A
Where can I go in Bartina?		And where can I go in L.A.?
G			    A		G
Where can I go in Rosemount	I need some dress today!

		D			D
I need the knits	the double-knits
		D			D
I need the knits	they are the pits
		D			D
I need the knits	the double-knits

F			E	F			E
I?m coming over shortly	because I am a portly
F			E	       Dm	   E
You promised you could fit in a fifty dollar suit, wooo!